News From the Field

This is cubicle crusader # 0220 reporting from the field. The other day I came up against heavy (management) enemy fire, I was surrounded and since I’m off coffee I’m not as sharp as I used to be. They rolled up on me with a sneak attack and I had to go retro with the fire safety rules, I dropped and rolled. Screaming into my walkie talkie "Top Flight Security of the World,Craig! “code 10 man down man down!”, my fellow cubicle crusader threw me a line and I snatched up the rope and pulled myself outta there. Ladies and gentlemen, I have to tell you what I’ve uncovered: the lunatics are running the asylum! Yes yes I know, how can that be? Well I don’t know how its come to pass, but after a series of completely asinine events, culminating with the sneak attack on my dignity, I have more people the empirical data to prove it. Now is the time for some serious exit strategy plans for ya girl. I implore all crusaders of the cube, all of you soldiers of the revolution, to submit any ideas or suggestions for getting me out of here. They are coming after my sanity ya’ll and I’m not sure how much longer I can hold them off.

Reporting live from the field, this is cubicle crusader #0220 signing off…

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*This just in: Cubicle Crusader Java-lin has gotten the message and is on the matter. Mission Shawshank is in full effect once I get my coffee and shit....