What's up with that?

*What's up with that?*

What’s up with white folks in the rural South?
What’s up with white folks in my office who haven’t uttered 2 words to me today (of all the ones that actually showed up)?
What’s up with white folks who I’ve hardly ever talked to doing the cupid shuffle and giving high fives? (not a bad thing)
What’s up with the fact that I can't stick to the memo “what not to do on Nov 5th”
What’s up with the long ass line at the AJC to get a historical paper because they’ve sold out everywhere else? (scrap booking bout to make a comeback, so is the printed on paper word)
alise pops her head in:
What's up with the Schleprock individual that wouldn't let me just enjoy the victory without filling my head about all the negative crap, can I live???!!!
Mine is the opposite of Tiha's, the white folk here in Cubeville, NC are eerily quiet, it is creeping me out, what up with that?
What's up with some of my most jaded *cough Tiha cough* friends so super "un-jaded" today? (so not mad at that)

News From the Field

This is cubicle crusader # 0220 reporting from the field. The other day I came up against heavy (management) enemy fire, I was surrounded and since I’m off coffee I’m not as sharp as I used to be. They rolled up on me with a sneak attack and I had to go retro with the fire safety rules, I dropped and rolled. Screaming into my walkie talkie "Top Flight Security of the World,Craig! “code 10 man down man down!”, my fellow cubicle crusader threw me a line and I snatched up the rope and pulled myself outta there. Ladies and gentlemen, I have to tell you what I’ve uncovered: the lunatics are running the asylum! Yes yes I know, how can that be? Well I don’t know how its come to pass, but after a series of completely asinine events, culminating with the sneak attack on my dignity, I have more people the empirical data to prove it. Now is the time for some serious exit strategy plans for ya girl. I implore all crusaders of the cube, all of you soldiers of the revolution, to submit any ideas or suggestions for getting me out of here. They are coming after my sanity ya’ll and I’m not sure how much longer I can hold them off.

Reporting live from the field, this is cubicle crusader #0220 signing off…

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*This just in: Cubicle Crusader Java-lin has gotten the message and is on the matter. Mission Shawshank is in full effect once I get my coffee and shit....