In this corner weighing in at an undisclosed weight is the Side Eye of Death & Cubicle Heavyweight Champion of the World: Naturalllllllllllllllllllly Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise....
In the other corner weighing in at a buck 0-5 wet is the Mr. Burns Lookalike Operations Manageerrrrrrrrrrr....
Let's get ready to rumbbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllle.....
Alise : Morning
Alise : Girl, I wrote a bog last night, and my laptop ran out of power and i lost it
Alise : it was good too
Alise : oh well back to the drawing board
T 2U :awwwww
T 2U :just got out of a waste of my time meeting
Alise : booooooooo
T 2U: par for the course
Alise : yup
T 2U : i just realized something
T 2U : my boss is sexist
T 2U : when my male coworker gets to venting he just listens and is calm
T 2U : when my boss pisses me off and asks how i really feel, he gets indignant and jumps down my throat
T 2U : like an intimidation thing, but i'm not intimidated by him, just disgusted
T 2U : hmmm
T 2U : not gonna let it boggle my mind
Alise : girl my blog was about an incident yesterday
Alise : I go to the production manager for a request of vital information that i need for my account
Alise : been hounding him about it for 2 weeks now
Alise : he pushes back, over something so dumb
Alise : and easy
Alise : so i have to pull my manager into it
Alise : she asks him the same exact question verbatim
Alise : and he might as well have shucked and jived to get her the answer
Alise : I'm like why make it get to that point
Alise : he could have deaded this situation 2 weeks ago
Alise : but now i gotta be a snitch bc you are a dumb ass
Alise : and i made sure he saw the contempt and hatred in my eyes
Alise : i did like Top Model in reverse: I frowned with my eyes
T 2U : lol!
T 2U : i so hate stupid high school personal sh*t like that
T 2U : and he was being an ass because it was you
T 2U : is he a white guy?
Alise : yup
Alise : we go thru this with every little thing
Alise : but yet if he wants something from me he has a fit if i dont jump up right at that second and drop what i'm doing
Alise : f*ck him
Alise : cracka ass cracka
T 2U : do something unexpected him and buy him some donuts
Alise : no, i will not buy young Mr Burns shit
Alise : wit his frail ass
Alise : i'll snap him in two
Alise : snap
Alise : he do need a donut though, and a biscuit
Alise : with extra jelly
T 2U : i mean, can you really continue to be shitty to someone who gives you donuts?
T 2U : or you could snap him in 2
Alise : lol
Alise : he has the worst disposition of any man i have ever met
Alise : he acts like a whiny bitch
Alise : i think he would somehow find fault with the donuts
Alise : and create a lie world around the motives of said dounuts
Alise : he grinds my gears
Alise : oh my bad, he is the Operations Manager, so he's a kinda big shot... i guess
Alise : but he got the same boss as me
T 2U : HA!!!!!
T 2U : so what is his problem with you?
T 2U : he's not your subordinate?
Alise : so when i go get a manager: it is the VP
Alise : we are equals
Alise : we are not in the same dept if that makes sense
Alise : he is over operations, i am over this particular account
Alise : so we are supposed to work hand in hand
Alise : support each other
Alise : [insert side-eye of death]
T 2U : so i dont understand what his problem is
Alise : this convo may be my blog
Alise : minus the cracka ass cracka
T 2U: lol, hehehe leave it in
Alise: ok, lol
Check out the clip following this last IM exchange:
Alise : i am going to put in a The Wire video that has nothing to do with the blog, just bc it has a boxing scene in it
Alise: well i guess that would make it relevant though, duh...
T 2U: yes it would
T 2U: lol