It's That Time

It’s that most wonderful time of the year my little goobers. It’s that time when the writers of this quirky blog get to flake off completely and hibernate for the winter. That’s right, we are going underground away from the holiday madness to count our grinchy nuts and check them twice. I believe we’ve reached all of our quotas for the year, we’ve been nice to x amount of strangers, been nice to x amount of friends and family, saved a few hoes, and stopped the apocalypse bout three times. We are tired now.

But do not fret, a new year comes with new adventures and even more demented perspectives about this world that somebody who had nothing better to do with their time called “the real world”, yeah.

So to all I say kick rocks! And to those who laughed I say Happy Holidays!